Reality is better than porn.
Situation One: The Naughty Student Cindi, an attractive student with a large rack, walks up to the desk of her professor. Porn: Cindi: Is there anything I can do to raise this grade? Professor: Some students do extra credit work. Cindi: (has sex with him) Reality: Cindi: Is there anything I can do to raise this grade? Professor: Some students do extra credit work. Cindi: Like what?...
— What is the average speed of an object weighing 5 pounds launched at an angle of 69 degrees for a distance of 2 kilometers? sorry, im too lazy to answer physics questions. :) Any questions?
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Q: wanna do me?… it’s free.. :) A:Never, I dont like random people.. save my virginity up for my future wife. :)
Nice Shoes.. The Old school will always be... →
Everything must be precise.
Never thought of a girl saving me.. haha. :D
To a Stranger,
And of all the girls ive been.. you seem to be the one who had almost everything i wanted and loved. :)
You cant help but flirt, wink yer eye, then the guys go look at yah.. But that...
At a bar… Guy flirts to a person. Guy only sees the persons back. Guy: Hey there pretty miss.. “Person doesnt talk at all” “Guy tries to talk to the person again.” Guy: Hey miss.. you have nice hair.. and nice curves. “Person looks towards the Guy and Says:” Person: HEY THERE PRETTY FACE. :) “in a manly voice” “Guy runs like a...
Worst Pickup line.
I just thought ot this.. my brain constantly has wierd things in mind...
Guy: Tell Her I said hi. (smile)
Guy: I said hi to those two cute thing's you're carrying over there. =)
"Suddenly the girl slaps the guy in the face OR the girl smiles and takes the guy on a date. : )"
And then I bid you farewell and be happy. :)
Well, for the thought of it. Many people saw you change in a way that some people see you as almost of B than a C. But its cool, for you, the most important thing is happiness, then you forgot the partner of that word. Its called “Safety”. :)
Everybody’s changin and i dont know why. ~Keane
LOVE just passes you by. making the other party REALIZE what they have lost in the course of TIME. =)
Never too far
when im just a text or call away. :)
A1 - One more try Remember the classics. :D
If i can blog you Why dont you blog me? :)
Something for myself today.
I was with my friend, then I saw you at the mall, then i smiled and waved my hand, you said nothing but you kinda smiled. So its cool for me, at least we are having a recovering state as we call it, Its ok if you dont talk back or reply to my messages at all. Its no biggie, I saw you smile at me, then that would cure everything. Kinda disgusting to hear from a girls standpoint(MAYBE) but its cool, i hope on the coming days, Its gonna recover soon. I just hope. Well, till then imma treat something for myself today.
East 17 - Each Time… yeah.. one of the cool...
Trey Songz - I need a girl .. one great song.....
Everythings ok now
well, imma take it slow.. i messed up.. thank you very much "you know who you are" : D well.. im gonna try my best not to mess it up again.. and im gonna make it 50% coz.. well you know i care for you.. and im open to anything, so thanks for forgiving my mistakes.. and.. yeah..:D till then..
A1 - She doesnt see me - nice song.. well.. i...
Easy to believe but hard to achieve.
Last night was kinda relieving
What happened last night was something enjoyable, I was with one of my best friends.. It was not a date, She was just there, good thing friends really do care. Yeah Well, I got kinda hurt with what Ive been through, yet the girl I like doesnt really care about a thing. REALLY, Im not joking.. last night she texted me something, Its like a quote but It was highly not understandable, so i replied "huh?" then she replied minutes after (in visayan dialect) "Tiwasag basa!". Well for me, It was kinda harsh and confusing the quote by the way was "The plane... (so many spaces to scroll down) kay muagi ko(space)waaaaa ü" well for me it was very confusing then i replied in dialect: " Ha? unsa pasabot nmo muagi ka? wa ko ka G.". kinda waited for the message but it didnt come, while I was waiting, I showed dude(one of my best friends) the text message, and she didnt understand it either. So, we were continuing our conversation at starbucks at the IT park. Then our topic was mainly "the girl I like/love" with sidelines of other topics but mainly "the girl I like/love".. I was just thingking that she(the girl i like/love) really doesnt care at all.. and that she, well the word is kinda literal. She "BUSTED" ME well in a way.. thats why im kinda walking away but im not really closing my doors towards the person coz i believe that there may be a time that she will realize. But that possibility might be very narrow. So i hope being a MARTYR can be a bit effective.. well the rest of the night was mainly conversation.. and we ended up going home with smiles on our faces from starbucks.. Till then..
What would happen tonight
Well from what ive read in facebook yesterday. She would be going to IT park tonight, then I planned to go tonight too but she would have diiner with her friends and as for me, I would have dinner there and chill in a coffee shop with my close friend.. so if we meet somewhere there, I dont know what would happen. regardless of the fact that she confessed to me (see my 2nd blog), well, I hope i would enjoy my time tonight but hoping not spoil everything. : D till then..
Valerius - She doesnt know My song for the day....
Im free and here i am smiling beneath the stars. :)
AHh at last..
Well.. she gave me a option.. At least i could mingle with someone.. I was thingking if i could give myself a break. But that doesnt mean that ill close my doors towards her. Its like ill give her a 30% of my feelings.. but i am willing to wait.. well.. i could mingle a little, I mean were not official right, Its like a one side love.. coz its me who is one sided. She couldnt express... so, im not closing my doors on her but ill try to mingle a little, i might be worrying too much, that might be why im getting thinner. But its cool, im gonna drink some coffee and enjoy. Well, at least im kinda free now that i know whats her answer. so, im just gonna be cool with that and let her realize if shes really sure of her decisions. My friend told me that "It might be her loss, in the case of showing you that sign that she kinda said NO in a way and that she freed me from herself.".. Im quite relieved on what my friend told me.. so now, Im gonna relax and enjoy this coffee.. : ) till then...
I just cant describe It.
Its been a week now. days have passed and since then she feels very cold towards me. Well, from my standpoint, thats what im thingking right now. Ever since she made cold replies. I just hope that she texts back towards me and hope that it can be back as the usual like before that she is like normal. Its maybe because of what ive told her, something about my feelings towards her, I just hope It can resolve things. Im just wonderin that maybe she is avoiding me, but how can I know her feelings if I dont ask right? so, I was just thingking, I'll ask her and wait for her answer even if it takes months. I can still wait.. Till then..
James Morrison - You Give Me Something -One of...
Love is an endless stream of emotions.